cats doing things their own way
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Nice cat tower. I'll take the box it came in.
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I'll solve the door on my own time, thank you.
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Gravity? What's that?
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I heard there were cats on the internet. Am I on the internet yet?
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Because we don't want to switch sides, that's why!
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I'm doing laundry. Come back later.
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This is how we cuddle, right?
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I can put my boots on by myself!
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The bed is supposed to sleep on me.
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I've replaced your flour. Pour me into the cake batter.
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This is the way I eat. Get over it.
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Your food dispenser is weird, human.
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I fit perfectly.
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The pizza had pineapple on it. I'm saving your life.
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I'm getting lots of work done. Don't distract me.
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I don't have a catnip problem.
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I don't care. I'm not going to lose weight.
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I'd drink you under the table, but then there wouldn't be as much room for me.
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Which button orders the cat treats?
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Give me that! I'm writing my congressman!
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You can brush your teeth when I'm done sitting. Go away.
