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Cats also have claws on their back feet... -
Want to get in sunny spot...but requires getting up. -
Here, lemme help u smile. -
Homework eating cat knows...dog will get blamed. -
Did you remember to chew mom’s show? And pee in her purse? Good, good... Yes I know I promised you a reward, but you’ll have to wait until she finds out, soon enough! -
Cause mischief? Yes. No. -
If I can get to the command center in his head...I can shut him down! -
At last...I understand why we have a dog. -
Oops. You said you were wearing a “slinky” dress, so I thought you meant it would be more fun to trip you down the stairs. -
It’s mine. Has my name on it. -
It was at this point that Felix decided that bathroom parkour was not a hobby he wanted to pursue. -
4 a.m. Everyone is asleep. Perfect time to run from one end of the house to the other at full speed as loudly as possible. -
IKEA cat. Some assembly required. -
I asked if he had kicked his catnip addiction. He smacked me in the face and stole my box. -
You sleep on the floor tonight, human. -
Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun. -
The dog can guard the door...I’ll guard the important stuff. -
Just stretching...before running around at 3 a.m. for no apparent reason. -
Wait. Scratch that. -
Oh no!!! Monday again! -
Let me in please. I am not the might hunter I thought I was. -
Mayhem in 3... 2... 1... -
I found a cat hair on your shirt this morning. It was white. -
Kitty you are so beautiful and wonderful, I admire you. Oh stop it, you. Continue.
